On They Send, Without End || Merry Christmas Teen Wolf fans
Yes hello excuse me friend, I don’t understand why MTV isn’t paying you massive amounts of cash money to make them things. THIS IS SO AMAZING I CANNOT PHYSICALLY HANDLE IT.
Dances With Wolves
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Scott and Stiles prefer to call it real-life Mario Kart.
Sterek AU (part one | part two): Derek and Stiles get together on Stiles’ seventeenth birthday, and Stiles thinks that it’s alright now, that Derek won’t feel the need to hide any longer. But then Derek begins to verbally deny anything between them when approached by others. And Stiles fears that perhaps they never had anything at all.
Stiles’ eyelashes are clumped together, sticky wet and puckered about eyes set listlessly in the wane shadows of his face, as rainwater clings to the tiny spokes of hairs and slips in rivulets down his face.
“Jesus, Stiles, how long were you standing out there?” Derek tosses a frown over at Stiles as he clicks open the door of his apartment, letting the keys settle upon the coffee table with a clatter as Stiles follows silently behind him.
Stiles’ fingers flex by his sides, clinging to the ghost of a key left somewhere on his dresser or maybe in his last pair of jean’s pockets.
“I forgot my key,” he says, and the line between Derek’s brows deepens, lips pursing tight in the expanse of stubble that glistens wet in the dim lights of the apartment.
“Figured that,” Derek replies irritably, shucking out of his leather jacket as Stiles stands in the middle of the living room with empty hands and clothes that cling to the slump of his shoulders, snaking down his arms and legs and making his body feel too tight, smothered by an unwanted skin.
Inspired by this
The moment the thing was out of the box and into his hands, Derek immediately became confused.
"Is this an iPad?"
Cora sighed, exasperated. “No, dumbass. It’s a Kindle Fire HDX! Now you can put all of your books on there instead of going to the library all the time!”
Derek frowned down at the black screen before looking back up at Cora. “But I like going to the library. Book-“
Cora held up a hand, cutting him off mid-word. “Nope. I’m sick and tired of you using the library as your excuse for “getting out of the house”.” She used air-quotes to emphasize this point. “So, you will put your books onto this nifty device, and then you can go out to normal places. You know- restaurants, bars, clubs.”
Derek shot his sister a look, who held her hands up in surrender. “Merry Christmas, Derek,” she said, grinning.
Derek wished he could take back the diamonds he’d gotten her, but she was already wearing them.
Two days before new years, Derek took the time to hook the kindle up to the charger and begin playing around with it.
It took him five minutes to find the Amazon store.
"Should have just gotten the one with a real keyboard," he grumbled as he typed on the touch pad the name of an author.
As soon as he clicked the submit button, a picture of a sleeping man popped up with a box underneath it that said, “Stiles.”
The guy on his kindle snuffled and mumbled something in his sleep, proving that the picture was less of a stilled image and more of a moving picture. Derek’s eyes narrowed. He scanned the device to see what he had clicked on- perhaps a movie?- and saw that he’d accidentally clicked on the ‘mayday’ button. He had a momentary relapse into something Cora had said.
"It even has this button that sends you directly to tech support to help you out! Perfect for the technologically unable- like you!"
"What the hell is a Stiles?" Derek spoke aloud, and the man, presumably the one called Stiles, murmured something about kittens and oatmeal.
"Stiles!" Someone hissed out of frame. "Your light is on! Wake up!"
A loud smack echoed over the tiny speaker and Stiles startled, almost falling out of the chair he was perched on. He blinked a few times, smacking his mouth as one does in that sleepy-confused state, and looked blearily at the camera.
Derek’s heart may have stuttered a little at the rumpled face of the man, and he chuckled, biting his cheek to stifle the laugh.
That seemed to prompt Stiles back into action, and he jumped into a rehearsed script greeting of, “Hey! Thanks for pressing the mayday button! I’m Stiles, a new tech adviser for your Kindle Fire. How can I help?”
"Can you see me?" Derek wondered aloud, and Stiles’ face brightened up a bit as he laughed.
"No, but I can hear you perfectly well. So, sir, what can I help you with this afternoon? Is it afternoon where you are?"
Derek darted his eyes up to the top of the screen where it said 12:20 PM. “Yes, just after noon.”
Stiles grinned, and his shoulders seemed to relax slightly. “Good. You would be surprised by the amount of people I get the timezone wrong for, and then they threaten to have me fired.”
Derek winced. “Shesh.”
"I now, right? Anyways: What can I do for you?"
"I actually just accidentally pressed this button," Derek replied sheepishly. "I was trying to look for something in the shop and my finger must have slipped."
Suddenly his screen shifted, and Derek was back again staring at the shop window. A yellow circle drew itself around the button he had meant to push. “That was the droid you were looking for.”
Derek chuckled at the reference. “Thank you, Stiles.”
"Anything else I can help you with?"
"At the moment? Unless you want to date my sister to distract her from interfering with my life, there’s not much else you can do for me."
Stiles face reappeared after being pushed off to the side, and it seemed as if his cheeks were slightly more flushed than before. “Well, unfortunately I can’t help you with that. Wrong plumbing.”
It took Derek a few seconds to realize what Stiles meant before mumbling a quiet, “Oh.”
"Right. So, feel free to use this service whenever you have a question, and me or one of my team will be happy to assist you."
"Thanks Stiles," Derek said, oddly sincere.
Stiles smiled back. “No problem.”
The tiny little screen slipped away, but Derek took the image of Stiles’ ‘tousled bed-head’ look in mind for quite some time.
Sorry this ended up a bit different than you asked but I hope it’s no trouble!
I’m pretty sure incubus monsters can hypnotize their pray. A bit too demon like maybe… oh well. I’m sooo happy how Derek ended up. :))))
Character: Super Girl
Series: DC Comics/ Infinite Crisis MultiUniverse
Cosplayer: T. Jakeru Frost
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRIMM BBY!!
Ngl, I’ve been wanting to draw for Flint & Tinder for a long time now, because it’s one of my absolute favourites (along with everything else you write, tbh).
I hope you have a lovely birthday, bby ; O; !!! //showers you in food and love and wraps you up in a blanket burrito
Also, have a ‘blooper’ of sorts (‘cause I actually prefer it to the final outcome tbh):
Just look at Archimedes in all his majestic sassiness. (I couldn’t stop laughing at the absolute terribleness of it when I was trying to draw him o<-<)
Did you say fantasy and shiny armor? Cos that’s what I heard.
Okay so they are crossdressing my OCs and because of that I had shit ton of fun. A necromancer and paladin/good knight. (but I guess that’s obvious)
If I make a sketchbook this one definitely goes into it. :3
Tom Mison talking about the kick ass women of Sleepy Hollow.
Full article from the Cast/Creators at NYCC 2013 [here.]